Īlex Trebek: … Let’s see what my “friend”, Sean, wagered.Īlex Trebek: If I’m looking at that correctly, that’s you, I take it, defecating on my grave.Some best advice on how to save money are given by the elderly. Sean Connery: Well… I thought you could use a friend.Īlex Trebek: Thank you. Connery! I’m so very happy in this moment. Wow! That IS a nonsense word! Judges? Yes! Yes, the judges agree! Fantastic work, Mr. Tom Hanks: See, what happened was…Īlex Trebek: Okay, again, that’s a pen! That’s not a microphone! That’s not a microphone!Īlex Trebek: Burt Reynolds.? Where - where is Burt Reynolds? Burt Reynolds’ podium just vanished!Īlex Trebek: Yes, he was! But let’s just see what you wrote. Tom Hanks? You managed to give yourself a pretty nasty welt there. Kathie Lee Gifford: You’re darn tootin’, pardner! I am Hoda Cowboy!Īlex Trebek: Alright.

Kathie Lee Gifford: Kotb? Believe me, that’s nonsense! Where’s the vowel? Where’s the vowel? Kotb? What’s that?Īlex Trebek: You wagered that you’ll be passed out in an hour. You’ve bet your co-host on “The Today Show”. Kathie Lee, let’s see your nonsense word.Īlex Trebek: Hoda Kotb. Just write a random series of letters - any letters - as long as it’s not a word, you will win.Īlex Trebek: Let’s see what rare gems our cotenstants have mined today. It’s actually quite popular… And Tom Hanks is caught in a drycleaning bag.Īlex Trebek: Can someone help him? No? No one can help Tom Hanks? What’s going on here? Alright, let’s just move on!Īlex Trebek: Wait, what? Burt Reynolds? Where did you come from?īurt Reynolds: What, I’ve been here the whole time!īurt Reynolds: Sure, I have! Before! I’ll take, uh - give me, uh - “Famous Chinamen” for $200.Īlex Trebek: There is NO Chinamen category! And there would never be ANYTHING that offensive!īurt Reynolds: Who is… Pat Morita?Īlex Trebek: First of all, Pat Morita was Japenese, not Chinese!īurt Reynolds: Who is Kam Fong as Chin Ho?Īlex Trebek: Good Lord! Let’s just move on to Final Jeopardy. Kathie Lee Gifford: I am bored! I am bored! Do people actually watch this show?Īlex Trebek: Yes. Sean Connery: That’s what your MOTHER said last night! Take THAT, you poltroon!Īlex Trebek: Moving on. Sean Connery: Is that what the moustache is for, Trebek?Īlex Trebek: Tom Hanks, would you just pick a category?Īlex Trebek: And he has his hand stuck in a pickle jar.Īlex Trebek: Where did you get that pickle jar?Īlex Trebek: Tom, let go of it! Let - No, not the jar! Let go of the pickle!Īlex Trebek: But we CAN’T keep playing if you DON’T let go of the pickle! Sean Connery: I’ll take “Catch The Semen” for $800.Īlex Trebek: It’s NOT “Catch The Semen”! Kathie Lee Gifford: I’m sorry, Guv’nor! Please, sir, may I have some more? Īlex Trebek: No. Kathie Lee Gifford: Hampshire, England.Īlex Trebek: No, no! That’s not in the United States!

Tom Hanks: Oh, I’m sorry… I’m sorry! What is South Hampshire?

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